bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.

My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.

by Dardem December 05, 2023

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Gruise Ship

The unholy union of a BV-138 three-engined reconnaissance flying boat, developed in the 1930s for use in the German Luftwaffe in conjunction with the Kreigsmarine (German Navy), and Gru, the protagonist of the Despicable Me franchise made by Illumination.

Holy hell, is that a Gruise Ship?

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 30, 2022

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ship whore

Someone who hops between relationships and friendships too much. It's like a whore but no sex.

Person one: I thought Kate was my bff! Now she's saying that she's your BFF instead of me!

Person two: Wait. That just happened to me. Now she's calling some other person her best friend. Ugh, she's such a ship whore.

Person three: She totally forgot about me too. Now she's going out with a bunch of people. Wtf.

by The penis puncher May 01, 2024

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