rusty bakery

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.
Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.
by Ivan E. Normuscock March 02, 2009
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rusty subaru

When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair
Jim: I had to give Zack A rusty Subaru last night
by Boobaru December 30, 2017
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Rusty Sombrero

A shot of tequila starting with licking cinnamon, taking the shot of tequila, then chasing it with an orange wedge.
"how many rusty sombrero shots did i take... i dont remember"
by JChux November 21, 2011
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Rusty Hinge

An advanced sex maneuver developed by a stud known only as "Jesus Reist", involving the creative use of surroundings. Similar to the scene in the Godfather where a woman is being pounded from behind against the wall, this maneuver requires the use of a wooden door. Most effectively used to breakup with a girl, while still getting off.

While penetrating a woman from behind, with her front against the door, the man takes a tremendous thrust backwards, pulling the woman backwards, causing her upper torso being perpendicular to her legs, head against the door. The man then thrusts into her as hard as he can, ramming her through the wooden door, resulting in her ass and legs hanging on one side, and her upper torso through the door.

The man then continues to penetrate the likely unconscious woman using the door handle to open and close the door, making a pleasurable curved thrust. The weight of the unconscious woman causes stress on the hinges, resulting in a squeaking sound, hence the name "Rusty hinge".
Don't worry man, I totally gave her a rusty hinge. There's no doubt we're over.
by JesusReist June 03, 2010
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Rusty Trout

The state of a vagina from having anal sex and then switching to vaginal sex, thus "rusting" up the trout.
I was so horny this morning that I ate my wife's rusty trout leftovers from last night.
by Mark of Pembrokeshire February 09, 2009
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rusty rodger

While having anal sex with a girl, the man pisses up the girls ass.
I was drunk the other night and I had to piss so bad I gave this girl the old Rusty Rodger
by Shiness February 02, 2017
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Rusty Spork

A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.
Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.
by SpongeKnob May 25, 2016
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