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rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.
Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.
by D9 GM September 2, 2010
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saturn rocks

Cbd flower dipped in delta 8 oil and sprinkled with kief dust.
Smoked some saturn rocks for 420 and I'm space walking.
by Spacewalk420 February 22, 2021
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rocks for brains

When someone has large rocks in place of an actual brain
"Panglou i can't believe you're that stupid, you have rocks for brains"
by RocksForBrains August 19, 2021
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Got a rock on

Got an erection, i.e woah she gives me a rock on!
by Chris Rocksville February 1, 2005
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Rock Collection

1. The spoils of a simple and enjoyable hobby.
A. The rock hound's pride and joy.
B. The spoils of a slightly geeky hobby.

2. A collection consisting of rocks and minerals. The types of rocks and minerals in each collection varies depending on the collector's interests.
1. I have a rock collection.
A. I have an awesome rock collection!
B. If you like it, who really gives a shit.

2. I think my IQ dropped defining this. =/
by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009
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The floating rock

When you do a handstand and shit yourself but only a little nugget comes out but you fart and keep it up in the air
Last night I was bored so I did the Floating rock
by LongWillyPhylis February 6, 2017
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Rock City

An amazing horror romance show consisting of 6 seasons with a 7th season coming soon.
Hey ____, have you heard of the show “Rock City”?
I haven’t, what is it about?
Well, it’s an amazing show that revolves around romance and mystical m*rder.
by Official.rockCity June 18, 2021
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