ninja read

TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!

DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!

by woofulz April 1, 2008

Reading

Look behind you :)

I know you're reading this. The knowing of being watched.

by Joe NOT Biden July 4, 2020

daniel read

An escaped dwarf from the region of lord of the rings. Can easily identify him with painting on his feet, legs, toes. Is mostly intoxicated.

Wow is that Daniel Read? Yeah the guy from Lord of the rings.

by Popenahitsreallycade October 9, 2013

Reading

Staring at a dead piece of wood for hours hallucinating

James: "How was reading?"
Bill: "Great this dead peice of wood is amazing."
James: "Im sure you had a great hallucination Bill ."

by NikleBeri May 8, 2019

sophie read

The most amazing person isn’t the entire world, you should praise her, she is amazing, a goddess, marry her!!! If your name starts with a G you are a perfect match!!! She is so pretty, green eyed, dirty blonde hair. Not a hoe at all just an amazing girl

“Hey is that Sophie read ”
“Yeh make sure you marry her when you get the chance”

by Derekkkkkkkkllmateeeee October 20, 2020

Reading Simulator

A term typically used to describe any video game that has very little gameplay other than reading dialogues.

“Have you played (insert game here)?”

“nah I don’t play boring reading simulators.”

by mcwixard January 2, 2021

reading school

a school in reading that looks like a castle with a bunch of asian kids in it

I attend reading school

by iHateFurry October 22, 2023