Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.

Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"

by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020

Prison

fucking free food bro

damn. free food at prison bro

by Cubuz September 22, 2020

Prison Lube

The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.

Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?

Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.

by Zen Chaos October 11, 2020

Prison Collision

A slang term for anal rape which is widely related to non-consensual sex by male prison inmates.

Did you hear about Matt? He was roofied at the gay bar and last night, and Adam gave him a "Prison Collision".

by Nontipical April 21, 2017

prison nuggets

When you have the link in the pen for

Micky D's but they have been shoved down multiple men's pants in order to get to your cell, hence the term (prison nuggets)

Yo you wanna spit some prison nuggets my dowg

by Allthewayup October 15, 2017

russian prison

when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....

“omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”

by itztayler November 8, 2017

prison

this is where all the niggas are put

"im not going back to prison, man!"

by blackposeidon November 9, 2017