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Poor tori...

A term you say around any female who isnt named tori, (if they are named tori, say poor zoe) to freak them out and create awkward moments.
Dash: poor tori...
Jack: but im Jack!
Dash: poor tori...
Jack: what?
by Dash Reid April 11, 2008
mugGet the Poor tori...mug.

Poor Man's X

Poor Man's X is something that is a knockoff or copy of something good, at the fraction of the price. Sometimes the quality is just as good or better, sometimes the quality is crappy or shitty.
An example of good quality Poor Man's X is buying the research chemical 4F-MPH and saying, "Ahh, stimulating Fluoritalin or Poor Man's Ritalin! Ahh, Poor Man's Cocaine". Then sniffing 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate.

Another example is making 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl and saying, "Ahh, relaxing Poor Man's Adderall". Then taking 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl in solution and drinking it.

An example of shitty Poor Man's X is stuffing highly impure tobacco leaves filled with 800 chemicals instead of buying pure safe Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg and saying, "Stupid Poor Man's Quit! Now I'm gonna have irritating colon!". Then swallowing tobacco filled capsules with water.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 16, 2025
mugGet the Poor Man's Xmug.

poor boying it

Having to be fiscally careful and frugal because of a low bank.
I would like to meet for drinks and catch that band, but I am poor boyin it.
by ericmcc March 30, 2004
mugGet the poor boying itmug.

Have fun being poor

The proper thing to tell anyone who tells you they lost all their money in NFTs
"I lost my house because I took out a second mortgage to buy bored apes" "lol. Have fun being poor"
by Yhdycjgddjg June 20, 2022
mugGet the Have fun being poormug.

Christmas poorness

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor
by Hot Poket April 21, 2018
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poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.
I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.
by AcidityBM December 25, 2023
mugGet the poor man’s gripmug.

Poor fella

A person who been cryin’ bout everything and y’all call him poor fella to make this nibba mad
Hahaha u been cyrin all night lil bitch, this boy a poor fella lol
by Istrikkertpeo January 29, 2020
mugGet the Poor fellamug.

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