Pillow pet

A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations

I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over

by NurseBawseLady August 9, 2019

vagina pillow

a tampon.

Wow these vagina pillows are super absorbent!

by Jeg February 14, 2014

retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014

Pillow-bility

1 - the intact quality of a single condom package that has not been compromised.

2 - the quality of breasts to be used as a resting place for your head.

3 - the fluffy quality of an actual pillow

1 - "She pressed the center of the condom to test its pillow-bility to see if it was still viable and ok to use"

2 - "Her breasts had a certain pillow-bility about them that made them his favorite place to nap"

3 - "It's important to know the pillow-bility rating of your pillow - i like mine soft but my boyfriend likes his firm"

by Miss Dre February 20, 2011

pillow pony

vibrating pillow for masturbation, erotic riding

Suzanne rode her pillow pony to orgasm.

by suzieloohoo August 25, 2012

Pillow sniffer

Someone who takes it from the back

My girlfriend is a pillow sniffer.

by Addison taco October 20, 2018

pillow pastie

When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.

My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.

by A_Man_00 September 4, 2013