Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone

Excuse me, I need to go take a Trump

by Lockhimup January 28, 2019

Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work

McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"

by J-Blacky March 11, 2014

Taking a smash

Taking a crazy §μ!+

Carlos: Bro i godda take a smash.
Bill: what's that?
Carlos: A big Shit.
Taking a smash- poop

by TrippySav August 08, 2018

Take it to a two

verb- To lower the volume of your strange antics

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

Taking An Elliot

Definition of taking an Elliot: To uncontrollably spew liquid from your mouth due to laughing or farting. After taking an Elliot you might feel the symptoms of giggling and face flushing red.

You are Taking An Elliot.

by e!!!!! September 19, 2022

Take it in the Brown

the art of taking any object or body part up your rectum.

"don't cry, don't frown, just take it in the brown!"

by Cervantes107 February 15, 2012

take a loop

Is taking a crap. Hey Patrick I have to drop by the house and take a loop.

Hey, give me minute I have to take a loop.

by Chasedog1 September 15, 2019