October 10th

October 10th is a day when a king is born and a queen is brought to this earth in new life. It’s a day of celebration and appreciation for those who have this birthday and it’s a day meant to get over and forget that sad sack of shit

Damian: “Hey what’s the date bro?”

Alex: “it’s uhh October 10th bro”

Damien: “Holy shit it’s Benny’s birthday!! Let’s go celebrate with him and make him forget about his dumb ex!!”

by Pussydestroyer115 October 16, 2019

october 19

national sleep deprived hoe day

it’s october 19 and we are all sleep deprived hoes

by blythe fletcher October 17, 2019

october 25

national get thicc day

girl: “ i’m going to get thicc today!”
boy: “huh.”
girl: “look it up on urbandictionary.com!!, it’s October 25th!!”

by we clownin 🤡 October 17, 2019

October 24

National ask out your crush day

Boy: She's cute

Boy: It is October 24, national ask out your crush day

by October 24 October 20, 2019

human octopus

The entity created by the act of coitus. So named because the resulting entity has eight human appendages.

Dude, I'm totally traumatized. I went over to my parents' house for dinner and I walked in on them making the human octopus.

by JC Not Christ October 17, 2008

October 16

Kiss your crush day
Slap ass

Ask out crush

Do all above

Lulu “ hey it’s October 16 you know what that means

by @luluxplr tic Tok October 14, 2019

October 26

National give your crush a flower day

person 1: here's a flower
person 2: why
person 1: it's October 26th
person 2: oooooooh

by s u c c u l e n t October 21, 2019