Angry Sherlock phrase, from the BBC's show 'Sherlock' aired from 2010-2017, being the way to tell people there's nothing wrong with you via humour, showing others you're intellectual and know what to watch.
1: Bro, you've got issues. I think there's something wrong with you.
2: (Sherlock voice) There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?
1: Never mind. There isn't. I will worship you from now on.
2: (Sherlock voice) There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?
1: Never mind. There isn't. I will worship you from now on.
by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

Something that is impossible. Like how everyone says 'Nothing' is impossible ". Therefore nothing is something that is impossible.
by JustYourLocalHuman July 28, 2020

Nothing can never be nothing. I personally wrote an entire short story about it, (I love to write), and that was the best thing I ever made. Anyways, nothing is nothing...but it's also something. Whenever I was younger some people in my class would say things like, "I'm doing nothing right now!" and crap like that. I'm only ten now but I figured out that nothing is something special. You can never be thinking about nothing or doing nothing. If your standing there doing "nothing" your still standing and still breathing and all. And if you're thinking about "nothing", your brain is still thinking about breathing and random crud. So nothing should be considered something special. Even if you were "truly" doing nothing, since we have defined nothing that makes it something, so you would still be doing something. Like if you were thinking of nothing, you are technically still thinking about something; even without me going deep into it, it still means something. A chair is something right? So its something, but its also a chair. So nothing is something, but its also nothing. In reality nothing (the thing), does not exist in this galaxy. Maybe in another universe or dimension... but not this one.
"Nothing could've made her more happy than that."
"In order to fall asleep at night, I think of nothing." (incorrect)
"Nothing is something... but it's also nothing." -Me (correct)
"In order to fall asleep at night, I think of nothing." (incorrect)
"Nothing is something... but it's also nothing." -Me (correct)
by A^Random^Person June 14, 2022

by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

A condition in which a person has an unexpected, at least to others, zero or very near zero response to a situation in which other, lesser people, would have felt something of a substantial nature.
I'm at the taqueria, got a super burrito, my girl got a quesadilla and 2 super tacos. I gotta go back at least once more though to get another super burrito, I ate the super burrito and one of her super tacos and felt nothing.
by ice6969 April 14, 2022

What you have if you mine the cryptocurrency Pi.
by John Duggan July 15, 2021
