mushroom bruise
mushroom bruise by Stinko Man February 4, 2003
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mushroom head
Referring to one who likes to whack it (spank the monkey, beat the meat, choke the chicken,...Jack off) by only using the ends of his fingers and rubbing on the the actual head from a vertical position...
mushroom head by BetterthanEzra January 15, 2004
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mushroom tat
The sign of a slut. Every bitch that has a red mushroom shaped mark on the forehead or cheek is from an erect penis slapping it to signify to the other males the sluttiness of sed bitch. It is the duty of a man who has come in contact with a slut to give her the mushroom tat.
mushroom tat by Piglet Michelsen February 1, 2008
mushroom
A person with absolutely no personality who soaks up personality from other people, especially people they are dating. This would include interests, sense of humor, fashion sense, etc.
The best celebrity example of a mushroom is Brad Pitt. You may notice that he changes the way he dresses and his interests based on who he's dating.
Used in a sentence: James claimed he like strong personalities, but his current girlfriend is evidence that he likes mushrooms.
Used in a sentence: James claimed he like strong personalities, but his current girlfriend is evidence that he likes mushrooms.
mushroom by Serendipity99 August 2, 2007
Mushroom Cap
Noun-The bruise left after a man takes his penis and slaps his partner across the head.
Verb- The act of giving someone a mushroom cap.
Verb- The act of giving someone a mushroom cap.
Noun- Last night I left a huge mushroom cap on my girl's face.
Verb- I am going to mushroom cap you with my dick!
Verb- I am going to mushroom cap you with my dick!
Mushroom Cap by Global Aneurysm January 29, 2012
mushroom people
The nothingness of our society. You'll recognize them by these symptoms:
1. They are not aware of anything, numb, literally braindead
2. They will be virgins forever, not necessarily gay/lesbians just inhumanly asexual
3. They speak less than 100 words every day
4. The craziest thing they ever do is littering accidentally
5. They have fake friends, most are imagined
6. The furthest they've been from home is 10 miles
7. They havent seen themselves naked, and never will
8. They listen to Justin Timberlake
9. Their favorite pastimes are reading, watching grass grow, sitting around, jumping up and down, doing nothing
10. They have no dreams, no friends, no looks (mostly), no ambition, no money of their own. Socially challenged nerds.
THEY ARE ZERO!
Theyre behaviour resembles mushrooms. If you see someone who as even 5 of these symptoms, STAY AWAY!(SERIOUS)
1. They are not aware of anything, numb, literally braindead
2. They will be virgins forever, not necessarily gay/lesbians just inhumanly asexual
3. They speak less than 100 words every day
4. The craziest thing they ever do is littering accidentally
5. They have fake friends, most are imagined
6. The furthest they've been from home is 10 miles
7. They havent seen themselves naked, and never will
8. They listen to Justin Timberlake
9. Their favorite pastimes are reading, watching grass grow, sitting around, jumping up and down, doing nothing
10. They have no dreams, no friends, no looks (mostly), no ambition, no money of their own. Socially challenged nerds.
THEY ARE ZERO!
Theyre behaviour resembles mushrooms. If you see someone who as even 5 of these symptoms, STAY AWAY!(SERIOUS)
mushroom people by Ajulaks February 2, 2008