When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.
Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"
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Occurs when a female wakes up with a subtle moistness in and around her vaginal region; considered the female equivalent to morning wood.
After yearning for vaginal penetration Julia awakens with a fresh case of morning dew.
Julia: I woke this morning a bit wet, it was nice.
Val: Oh wow you must have had morning dew.
Julia: I woke this morning a bit wet, it was nice.
Val: Oh wow you must have had morning dew.
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It is like a drop of water that has risen from the sea and in a shower has fallen in a puddle, then drifts into a brook, finds its way into a stream, after that into a river, passing through mountain gorges and wide plains, winding this way and that, obstructed by rocks and fallen trees, till at least it reaches the boundless seas from which it rose. But that poor little drop of water, when it has once more become one with the sea, has surely lost its individuality.
It is like a drop of water that has risen from the sea and in a shower has fallen in a puddle, then drifts into a brook, finds its way into a stream, after that into a river, passing through mountain gorges and wide plains, winding this way and that, obstructed by rocks and fallen trees, till at least it reaches the boundless seas from which it rose. But that poor little drop of water, when it has once more become one with the sea, has surely lost its individuality.
Normally, you would be reading some witty remark right about now. Unfortunately, I am a uninspired netgeek, so the meaning of life will have to do:
You want to taste sugar, you don't want to become sugar. What is individuality but the expression of our egoism? Until the soul has shed the last trace of that it cannot become one with the Absolute.
You want to taste sugar, you don't want to become sugar. What is individuality but the expression of our egoism? Until the soul has shed the last trace of that it cannot become one with the Absolute.
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