Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat
Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane
by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018
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Matt Sgritta

Matt Sgritta the woman engineer
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Matt Rowe

I backstabbing little bitch betrays his friends for a fuck boy that lives in Texas, who he will never see again. Then acts all innocent because he cant handle the fact that he is a no good lying and deceiving piece of shit. Also looks like a water balloon filled with semen. Achoo!!!!!! now i have all my kits.
My friend is such a Matt Rowe.
by Ih8mattrowe November 29, 2017
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Matt Whiteman

An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.
Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!
by Babycomeback January 13, 2013
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Matt Myers

An autistic specimen. Some may call him a professional wrestler for the amount of times he's beaten people up.
"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
by schoolstopwatchingme October 30, 2017
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Matt the Wod

What a man. The greatest of all time. Best youth footballer. Hates Stevie Mcguigan. And the queen
Wow! There's Stevie! Matt the Wod this is so poggers.
by LeighGriffithsfanpagelol November 18, 2020
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Matt Wade

A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.
“Matt Wade have my babies!”
by littlebabybitch January 07, 2019
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