15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!
Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
by coleeco22 November 8, 2018
Get the Lincoln Logmug. Cause of his relationships Lincoln prides himself on loyalty and cannot stand a person who cant keep it real. Life with Lincoln is something to brag about even if he doesnt see it that way.
by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023
Get the Lincolnmug. Lincoln is everyones father, he's a kind and loving man with a kind heart, his wifes Natalie and its cool to see him live
by HorizontalRhinoceros December 28, 2020
Get the Lincolnmug. 1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
by king kennedy January 13, 2008
Get the Lincoln Loggedmug. They already have black Jesus and black Santa, so why not a black Lincoln (a savior figure that is missing)? That way people can quit treating the "founding fathers" like Greek Gods, since saying they were not perfect people would be an improvement for some of them.
Black Lincoln doesn't have a memorial in Washington, yet the white Lincoln seems to be revered among all groups, that doesn't seem fair.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
Get the Black Lincolnmug. 1. A name made popular by the late Abraham Lincoln 2. A violent sex move in which a woman forces her partner's head into either her vagina or her asshole, and leaves them to choke until they are out cold. The move has been made illegal by authorities worldwide, however, there are still numerous, illegal practises of the move deep underground and there has been known to be an online black market for the sex tapes bought mainly by horny fetishists.
The man gulped for air as the woman savagely forced his head into her gaping vagina, never had she been so excited to participate in the Lincoln before.
by SummerRat October 7, 2017
Get the Lincolnmug. The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri
Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!
by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025
Get the Linn County Lincoln Logmug.