lemon cardboard

to dry hump a cardboard box with lemon juice on your balls and lemons in the box

im going to lemon cardboard to night

by Dry lemon Cardboard February 10, 2023

Lemon Tea

1. A very good artist that goes by Lemon Tea on Amino

2. Tea with the presumable taste of Lemon

3. Tea with a Lemon on the side

4. A very hot being and/or goddess

1. Lemon Tea is really good!

2. This Lemon Tea is Delicious

3. I don't really like the Lemon on my Lemon Tea

4. God, Id kill to fuck Lemon Tea.

by Lemons Thighs February 8, 2019

lemon doubly

A refreshing drink invented by lebanese president Michel Aoun

To be used instead of lamentably, unfortunately:

“Lebanon, lemon doubly, passes into a severe economic crisis”

by Camille7 August 7, 2021

Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.

Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.

by Likethegodfather3 September 15, 2011

Lemon lot

A used car lot that sells busted ass vehicles, or the section of an automobile dealer lot where the used vehicles for sale are displayed

That dude who asked if my jalopy was for sale probably works for the douchebag who owns the lemon lot

by Zergberger July 13, 2022

lemon video

A video upload which contains brazingly
false or.misleading information (esp.)
with regards to health related issues,
without any in depth research which
supports this claim.
A video infomercial upload advertising
any too good to be true product or service offer.
Scam marketing.

Sarah bought a cure foe cancer recipe
cookbook after watching a lemon video, only to find out later on snapchat that
the author received a five year jail sentence for negligence.

by 10isC November 23, 2017

Lemon Jizzle

When right before you are about to cum in a women, you grab a lemon and shove it straight up her puss puss.

I gave my girlfriend the Lemon Jizzle last night!

by ougwdv September 12, 2019