Jason Mraz

Actually the best musician alive. A generally wholesome, down - to - earth guy who describes his concerts as "variety shows". He is currently playing the role of Dr. Jim Pomatter in Waitress on Broadway, at the Brooks Atkinson Theater in NYC. He took on this role on November 3rd, 2017, for 10 weeks only. Totally worth seeing him in the show if you can. If not, find a bootleg.
Person 1: Jason Mraz is a spectacular musician

Uneducated Swine: Who's Jason Mraz?

Person 1: Don't you ever fucking talk to me again
by Fapalicious December 20, 2017
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Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.
Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!
by CallMeMaybe3435 February 06, 2022
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Jason Tang

Guy with literally the most humongous cock on the planet, even though he's Chinese... Legend has it that it grew 6 inches over night
Nobody:
Jason Tang: Bruh I got the biggest dick on the planet lmao
by BBC Bason April 23, 2019
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jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro
Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot
by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017
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Jason Eide

Trust me, it’s not small. I’m not a Jason Eide.”
by UnbornFetus March 01, 2018
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jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.
person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !
by shoestringsluvrrr January 29, 2023
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Jason Moura

Future nascar driver, he is the best racer alive. 'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!
by Waluigiboi May 10, 2019
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