Diamond Jockey

Diamond Jockey is not a who, it's a what. It is that feeling that gets inside you when you feel confident and a little bit cocky. It's that feeling that overcomes all the self-doubt and anxiety, even if just for a moment. It's that moment when you see yourself in a different light and realize you are all that, until the feeling is gone. The diamond jockey is when you feel diamond and you ride the moment.

I was Diamond Jockey last night, keeping it hundo p, everyone around me was feeling it too.

by sweet_and_sour August 5, 2019

Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine off of someone's male sexual organ. Popularized by the TV Show 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'.

'Hey, how did your date with go?' 'Oh yeah, it went amazing! After dinner, we immediately hit it of with a Philadelphian Jockey!'

by EgorGeroev January 1, 2018

Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine of someone´s male sexual organ.

´Whoa, I´m so high off of my tits right now, I could let someone perform a Philadelphian Jockey on me!´

by EgorGeroev January 2, 2018

Cock Jockey

Some one who likes to ride cock. Usually gurls but gay faggots can too, such as that weird guy who sits in the cubicle next to you.

Person 1: Wow, have you seen Sarah?
Person 2: Yeah i know right, she is such a cock jockey
Person 1: Yeah she is a slut

by Bhudda Bhudda April 24, 2018

Clickbait Jockey

Radio show presenters/hosts who do not achieve their status by merit or talent but by their ability to divide opinion and create social media mountains out of molehills. They are also prepared to endorse conversational topics which would, in regular discussion, send a glass-eye to sleep. Naturally, they think twitter is a reflection of the zeitgeist.

"Welcome to the show. Today's topic, is Donald Trump really an introvert? Call in now on..."

"Ugh! Turn that sh*t off; bloody clickbait jockey"

by Diogenetics October 10, 2017

tornado jockey

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.

If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal

by Sexydimma April 1, 2017

beep jockey

problem solver; programmer; button/keyboard pusher with programming instincts that reboot electronic instrumentation into successful operation without a manual.

Thank goodness we found a beep jockey who could dicern the programming responses from our late model electronic & audio clock.

by hotly pursuit May 27, 2017