Angel Jose Robles's Digital Paradox Studios Logo Will Be A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepios And Asclepius Symbol As A Scar Because The Irony Will Be The Paradox

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

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put your helmet on

a saying for retarded people

“Put your helmet on retard!”

by ChubsOrdinary February 26, 2025

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helmet

1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina

that is a helmet

by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 20, 2009

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german helmet stamp

To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.

Shut the fuck up or I will give you a german helmet stamp on your forehead!

by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014

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Plot helmet

When a character has plot armor but only on their head. They can get stabbed, shoot, or even burnt but only on their body. Their head does NOT get hurt

"Whoa dude, Walter white from breaking bad totally has a plot helmet. Did you ever see him get hit in his head even once in the series??? i think not"
"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about"

by Silthom August 13, 2021

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Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."

While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.

by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011

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