Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018
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Tubby Goo Monster

A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.
Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!

Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???

Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!
by creatorofthegoo March 16, 2012
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Goo Slick

When you masterbate and run out of tissues so you nut in your hand and use it to slick your hair.
Bro how do you keep your hair sliked back so well?

You know bro, I hit it with the Goo Slick.
by Undead Dredge July 10, 2024
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cookie goo

“Damn, I was trying to take my shorts off after all those packers Coach made us do and the cookie goo was aplenty.”
by crispy toes October 17, 2021
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Tin goo

Person 1: I don’t know how to spell tongue

Person 2: try spelling tin goo instead
Person 1: omg it’s so easy thank you so much
by Pumpkinvr_ August 13, 2022
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Tin goo

If you can’t spell tongue or struggle pronouncing it say tingoo or spell it that’s what I do when I forget how to spell it and my friends know what I mean
person 1: Bro I burnt my tong
Person 2: what?
Person 1: my tin goo
Person 2: I know what you mean now you mean tongue
by Pumpkinvr_ August 14, 2022
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kung Goo

A person with incredible Google abilities, that can almost always find what they're looking for. This skill is also known as google-fu
nobody: hey, do you remember that computer program from the 1990s with like a jester on it? I Binged everywhere and I can't figure it out.
a genius: oh, your kung Goo is weak, that's a pity. I'll take a look for you, oh here it is, it's called FoolProof, made in 1993 by SmartStuff Software
nobody:
by m4cbeth January 14, 2021
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