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A silicon device filled with freshly spilt man yoghurt used to end a fight with the guys in the apartment downstairs.
'I think we're winning this one, Jeff.'
'Holy hell, get down!'
'What is it?'
'They just threw a Chinese Hand Grenade, and it landed on Mike's head!'
'Holy hell, get down!'
'What is it?'
'They just threw a Chinese Hand Grenade, and it landed on Mike's head!'
by Tund March 6, 2008
Get the Chinese Hand Grenade mug.A freaking legend. The Queen of Spotify. Snatched MILLIONS of wigs with her new album Sweetener and all her other albums such as Yours Truly, My Everything and Dangerous Woman.
Ariana Grande Butera was born on June 26, 1993 in Boca-Racton, Florida from Joan Grande and Edward Butera.
She has a half-brother named Frankie James Grande who was born on January 24, 1983.
Ariana Grande is currently engaged to Pete Davidson.
AND AS I SAID EARLIER SHE IS A FREAKING LEGEND
Ariana Grande Butera was born on June 26, 1993 in Boca-Racton, Florida from Joan Grande and Edward Butera.
She has a half-brother named Frankie James Grande who was born on January 24, 1983.
Ariana Grande is currently engaged to Pete Davidson.
AND AS I SAID EARLIER SHE IS A FREAKING LEGEND
Person A: Did you listen to Ariana Grande's new album
Person B: Yes it's f***ing amazing
Person A: We stan a legend
Person B: We sure do. A weave snatching QUEEN.
Person A: Ugh she's amazing
Person B: Yes she is
Person B: Yes it's f***ing amazing
Person A: We stan a legend
Person B: We sure do. A weave snatching QUEEN.
Person A: Ugh she's amazing
Person B: Yes she is
by buterasbitch September 2, 2018
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1. Throwing an object at someone else for no reason is 'dread'.
2. 'Grenading' someone for no reason is perfectly acceptable.
3. Once 'Grenaded', the victim cannot retaliate unless to 'Grenade' them back.
Got that?
HOW TO GRENADE SOMEONE:
1. Choose your object. It can be anything EXCEPT a grenade. Obviously.
2. Throw your object at your victim, whilst shouting "Grenade!"
3. Duck.
Please note that step 3 is important. Many people do not duck after 'Grenading' someone, making the 'Grenading' void, and meaning the victim can retaliate.
1. Throwing an object at someone else for no reason is 'dread'.
2. 'Grenading' someone for no reason is perfectly acceptable.
3. Once 'Grenaded', the victim cannot retaliate unless to 'Grenade' them back.
Got that?
HOW TO GRENADE SOMEONE:
1. Choose your object. It can be anything EXCEPT a grenade. Obviously.
2. Throw your object at your victim, whilst shouting "Grenade!"
3. Duck.
Please note that step 3 is important. Many people do not duck after 'Grenading' someone, making the 'Grenading' void, and meaning the victim can retaliate.
Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary and ducks*
Gary: What the fuck! You bastard!
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: Oh, right. Carry on.
OR
Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary*
Gary: What the fuck was that for?
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DUCK!
*Gary beats Bob into a pulp*
*throws brick at Gary and ducks*
Gary: What the fuck! You bastard!
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: Oh, right. Carry on.
OR
Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary*
Gary: What the fuck was that for?
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DUCK!
*Gary beats Bob into a pulp*
by TrueKelpa January 17, 2011
Get the Grenade Theory mug.A grenade that upon triggering it releases large amounts of foam. It was introduced in the movie "Doomsday" (2008), which enables the user to softly land a falling elevator shaft.
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