Dirty Max

when your head is shaped like Galactus and you use your massive fucking forehead to headbutt a monkey's ass.

person 1: I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw someone "dirty max" a monkey.
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts

by TheFancyPineappl September 4, 2022

Dirty Lupe

When a girl does a snot rocket in your mouth and makes you swallow it and take a dump and with the dump you make a satanic ritual to make both girl and guy cum in each other’s eyes.

Girl 1: “Dude yesterday me and my boyfriend fucked so hard I decided to do a Dirty Lupe.”

Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”

Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”

by neonmeaterbeater April 17, 2020

Dirty Pasandu

The act of misreading coordinates and travelling to an incorrect destination in the game of Minecraft.

Bruh please help me I pulled a Dirty Pasandu and ran out of firework rockets while looking for the woodland mansion.

by Barbeno September 2, 2021

dirty Reginald

In the middle of intercourse you pull your condom off and slap it on your partner’s face as if it was a monocle

Last night I gave my girl a dirty Reginald... now I’m single.

by Folacio van minibic May 21, 2018

Dirty Forte

the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.

you know Jay? he did the dirty forte last night with jimmy!

by 420guy April 29, 2015

The Dirty Myrtie

Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.

Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.

by Jeanshortswimsuit August 15, 2012

dirty callum

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

by princepillip68 June 6, 2021