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Dakota

Dakota is that guy that no one really gets to know. They hear one bad thing about him, and you miss out on such an opportunity. If you don't listen to all the haters, you get to know a pretty funny guy. He's quick with his jokes, which are funny 9/10 times. He's funny AND he's also super kind. If he says something negative, as a joke of course, he will clear the air. Most of the time you can find him playing basketball (even with a concussion) or listening to music in the back of the class. Speaking of class, this guy is super into his education. He's involved in every class discussion and is never afraid to ask a question. He enjoys being involved in school, group hang outs, picking on his sister, and getting concussions.
Person 1: who’s that guy everyone keeps talking trash about?

Person 2: oh, that’s Dakota. I don’t know why everyone talks trash though; he’s the funniest guy I know!

Person 1: Is Dakota playing basketball with a concussion?
Person 2: Of course he is, it’s Dakota
by Bar of soap March 20, 2024
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Dakota

A bright light in the dark, Dakota lights up whatever room she walks into. She can always put a smile on your face, and she is also probably the most trustworthy person you will ever meet.
Dakota is different, she is herself and no one else, her beauty is a special kind of beauty that can't be put in a box.
She probably can't see her own beauty which is a perfect tragedy. If you know a Dakota, remind her of her beauty and worth because she probably needs it.
No matter what, she will always be there. If you meet a Dakota, you should keep her around.
Wow that girl is so perfect
She must be Dakota
by Thelightman May 18, 2024
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dakedakebird

the literal best tiktoker of all time that destroys every filter and destroys those people that go "hOw dO yoU WiN iT's iMpOssIbLE"
I love dakedakebird
by dakedakebird February 16, 2025
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Dakota prisco

Dakota prisco is the most amazing beautiful woman you will ever meet!!!!! But she has her dark side and has done some very shitty things but knows how screwed up they were and they haunt her every single minute of every day she just wants to be numb from it!!!! She has a truely amazing man in her life but can’t see him as relationship material although she would love to just settle down with him she just can’t forgive herself for things in the past!!!!
That Dakota prisco if she could just take a minute to chill she would realize she’s loved and has a shot at happiness!!!!
by Jakeey jackass February 24, 2025
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Dakota

A word to describe a person called Dakota or two states in the U.S called North Dakota and South Dakota.
"My name is Dakota. I live in North Dakota"
"Have you ever been to South Dakota Mr.Dakota?"
by wiwiwiw123 February 25, 2025
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Dakotan Dick hammer

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.
Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammermy cock still smells till this day…”
by The big slime March 16, 2025
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Dakota

A girl's inside who I am going to shred. One moment she wants you on your knees, the next she's begging for praise, but I'll slap her and fuck her silly all the same.
Man 1: "Hey man did you see Dakota? I'd fuck her" Man 2: "Shut up faggie."
by Dakota's Master (good boy) March 29, 2025
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