A car driver who resists the analog world, proving a curve *is* a sequence of straight lines, and that incessant acceleration mixed with braking approximates a smooth highway speed. Most often found by locating the guy with car-sick passengers.
That drive back from the bar with Leo nearly made me hurl -- he's such a digital driver! Nearly killed the hula girl on the dash.
by Frogman Tim1 September 20, 2011
Get the digital drivermug. Digital spelunking is the act of probing between the toes of a sexual partner, using either the genitalia, tongue, or ear lobe, to find the necessary materials to progress through intercourse.
"B, digital spelunking is the pathway to many abilities, that some consider to be unnatural. It is a necessary evil. It is the only way we can consummate our love."
by cave_diver July 28, 2021
Get the Digital Spelunkingmug. To waste time on a digital device by scrolling, swiping, tapping, or zoning out—especially instead of doing something more useful. The digital equivalent of vegetating.
I was supposed to finish my taxes, but I digitated on YouTube for two hours.
My teenager digitates for hours every evening—phone in hand, brain in neutral.
Don't just sit there digitating. Come help me move this lumber.
My teenager digitates for hours every evening—phone in hand, brain in neutral.
Don't just sit there digitating. Come help me move this lumber.
by CJDigitator June 15, 2025
Get the digitatemug. by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022
Get the Digital Junkmug. When someone gangstalks another person under the false belief they are able to steal their internet influence.
My digital rape left me without the ability to access real-life without interference from those who are trying to gain my internet influence. They exposed my most private data without my consent in order to mentally and emotionally abuse me.
by Anymouse83 November 26, 2020
Get the Digital rapemug. The act of enforcing a 'suitable punishment' on a person or group of people through digital means (social media etc.) for, what the enforcer(s) believe to be, a dishonourable act.
In some cases, the 'punishment' can have negative effects on the person outside of the digital space.
In some cases, the 'punishment' can have negative effects on the person outside of the digital space.
"Did you hear about what happened to that one actress recently?"
"You mean the one that got outed for harassing her colleagues?"
"Yep. That's the one. Some people managed to find video evidence, leaked them, and even sent them directly to brands she's partnered with. A few of them are publicly cutting off their deals with her because of the backlash."
"About damn time digital justice was served."
"You mean the one that got outed for harassing her colleagues?"
"Yep. That's the one. Some people managed to find video evidence, leaked them, and even sent them directly to brands she's partnered with. A few of them are publicly cutting off their deals with her because of the backlash."
"About damn time digital justice was served."
by anon081924 November 22, 2023
Get the digital justicemug. by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009
Get the digital networkmug.