Shit Crackers

Crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. Usually eaten with Cheese Piss.

Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...

by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010

Clam Cracker

An individual who fucks different women on the daily, pro status.

Bill cracked Tina's clam on Sunday, Jessica's clam on Monday, Ashley's clam on Tuesday, and Macy's clam today. What a clam cracker.

by Billiam Beezy November 8, 2010

chair cracker

Same as couch potato or sofa spud.Someone who sits in a chair eating saltine crackers while watching TV,playing video games ,or on the computer.Usually in a roomy chair

I just sat in the chair watching Glee,on sunday so I was a chair cracker

by Mannishdude1 February 27, 2012

period crackers

Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).

Bro, get me some of those period crackers.

Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!

That girl stole my period crackers.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!

It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.

by Period Crackers's Man BoJamMan February 17, 2014

Pussy Cracker

The act of your sexual partner making you cum. He then takes a cracker, soaks up your cum and feeds it to you.

Sheila was hungry so Joe gave her a pussy cracker to eat.

by Niknicole December 4, 2015

western family cracker

Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.

"You're such a western family cracker."

"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."

by I'm the Pope, And You're not. September 29, 2007

Pile it on a Cracker

An innuendo used in the town of Jacksonville, Florida. Used usually around thanksgiving time. When used correctly there is a slight emphasis at the end of the phrase on the word "cracker".

" Jaime and that girl look like there hitting it off, he is gonna pile it on a cracker tonight"

"She better be careful with those cream cheese stains"

by That's what! Cheese head! December 3, 2009