Texas rock climbing

Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.

Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025