Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.

Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj

by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023

carl

The smartest guy in school and a good friend.

person 1: that new guy is really smart!
person 2: yeah he must be a carl

by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019

Carl Emil

the definition of a Carl Emil is to get really drunk and run around naked while talking Arabic.

Oh look, he is doing a Carl Emil

by Flamingo pat September 25, 2017

Volcanic Carl

Violent eruption of liquid poop on the sternum of your tied up BDSM sexual partner while in the middle of telling them a story.

"Hey, I know we are in the middle of un-sanitary genital interaction while you are handcuffed to the bed. But I want you to meet Volcanic Carl. (loud but noise)"

by KingStoola February 5, 2023

Carl Chigocha

Thinks he can rap, Loves eating bananas, has a small cock, gets rejected by every girl and is the fattest black person on Earth.

Person 1: Who’s that Banana Eater?
Person 2: Oh! That’s Carl Chigocha!

by Buwbdwiubduiw April 7, 2022

Carl support

When the court orders the mom to pay a deadbeat dad child support because the deadbeat dad is hiding his self employment income.

Woman 1 "let's take our kids to Disney Land! They deserve it!"
Woman 2 "sorry, I can't afford it."
Woman 1 "Are you still paying Carl support?"
Woman 2 "Wow, he is such a loser!"

by Read it! July 10, 2025

Carl Blackmon

A straight bhaddie that gives good top

Bro Carl Blackmon is the best

by Yzydhdhwjs January 18, 2022