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Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
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Cougar-phelia

Older women prefering younger men of course!

I thought of this word after l seriously have a strong feeling the neighbor boy (30-ish guy) thinks l like him in a lusty way🤣 l do find him appealing because of his Youth but ONLY because l have heavy yard work. I did pay him once to remove a small tree than l thought the dude has a cute young thing at home that has a HoneyDo list l dont need to try and snag some yard help that bad. Hey you bet l would feel peeved at a old neighbor lady trying to take the few hours that l Can get my man to be motivated.

I would like to add l dislike the word l am single by choice and automatically in a Cougar Lady category however l plan on having some Cougar joke fun NOW lol. I think can have the dude hiding in his house all summer probably by wiggling my fingers Hi from my yard in a come hither way🤣Oh my l have wondered maybe l'm wrong and he has a uncomfortable feeling he doesn't understand??? In several yrs since he moved in l can say l talked to them under 10 times? He acts squirrely like somebody has teased him one to many times about the Old Lady next-door having Cougar-phelia🤣l kid you Not!
I have suspicion that the old lady next door has Cougar-phelia!!! Must Beware!
by Anniemonikers💖 June 23, 2022
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cougar

me: hey you see that girl?
friend: yeah she’s older.
me: yeah she’s a cougar😳
by hellcat64)3$ August 24, 2022
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Cougar

An elderly woman usually over the age of 30. An old hoe. Usually with 10% eggs remaining. These eggs are also damaged due to drug abuse.
That panty was a hoe, but now that she old she a cougar.
by CougarPanty September 7, 2022
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National Cougar Day

National Cougar Day is on September 25th. This day honors all cougars.
Underaged male: Hey its National Cougar Day!
q30 yr Female: You know what that means 😘
by TalkingSheep69 September 12, 2022
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Cougar

super hot lady dating a younger guy (who is also usually super attractive)
"man she's a cougar. her mans a couple years younger than her. "
by idfk like at all October 30, 2022
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cougar

"yoo is that a seventh grader"

"omg yeah eamon the cougar would love her"
by a seventh grader May 2, 2022
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