The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
by Yap Attack April 30, 2024
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The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
by Yap Attack April 30, 2024
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Hunter ross classic

When hunter ross from drumlin heights violently shits in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes.
He just did the Hunter classic to me, what a legend. The hunter classic is when you shit in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes. Hunter ross classic.
by Hunterisepic February 05, 2022
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Gobbers Classic

The gobbers classic is a state of mind, dropping repeated stinkers, having year 5 drip or even being bald.
Sam don’t do that, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!
by Golden Nonce February 21, 2024
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Gobbers Classic

To do something poorly, to be gay or to be bald.
Oh no, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!
by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024
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Classic Clarky

Some good cunt with an even better cunt older brother. Hairy as a bear and jewish to the days
Oi thats a bit clarkish, na thats classic clarky behaviour
by classic sharky October 16, 2010
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Boonta Eve Classic

Whenever a man or a woman is on top during sexual intercourse and shouts, "Now this is podracing!"
"So my boyfriend is a huge Star Wars and decided to pull a Boonta Eve Classic last night by shouting, 'Now this is podracing!' During sex last night."
by That_Sheetz_Guy April 25, 2018
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