The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.
by AshBash02156 August 7, 2022
Get the Cum-Boardingmug. This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
Get the Shart Boardmug. by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
Get the Defeat Someone In The Life Board Game To Proceedmug. by paigejulianne14 March 31, 2022
Get the cute coochie boardmug. An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.
by VLTN May 12, 2024
Get the Wooden Board Warriormug. When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
Get the Porn boardingmug. person a (day student): oh wow, will you look at that, it's boarding student strudel day!
person b (boarding student): *panics* *runs away*
person b (boarding student): *panics* *runs away*
by Asteria_Black October 12, 2021
Get the boarding student strudel daymug.