Master Better

Someone who's great at placing bets; Any bets they place usually come true

A: Man, I'm failing this exam
B: I bet you won't

*some time later*
A: Bro I got the highest marks

B: See I bet you would, I'm the master better

by flowergirl212 August 16, 2025

Someone better then Arturo

Literally anything else.

When Karen asked someone better then Arturo Karina replied a Fucken trash can.

by Chinese bitch64 April 10, 2022

do better

A way to tell someone that they're doing something wrong in the most condescending way possible

"Come on, man, you know that's wrong. Do better."

by CrushDEN January 10, 2024

Better alternative

How about stop trying to use authority you don't have to compel people (from the shadows) to do things they don't want to do?

Hym "How bout dat for a better alternative, Dr. RAPE FARM?"

Dr. Rape Farm "Well, I need to control what my children are going to think and do in the future and for me to do that I need to have control of everyone around me and LYING BLATANTLY allows me to do that with greater ease. So I need you to shut the hell up so I can distill these retards into an abstract phantom and trick them into locking themselves into a state of perpetual solipsism so they don't interfere with MY LIFE and what I want to do."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike

Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.

by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022

Better

And did Andy fucking create A.I. or no? What was his contribution? I mean, it perceives now but that wasn't him was it?

Hym "I mean, literally only one person could do the thing I did. And how is he a better psychopath than me if my score is higher than his? I'm like a Kira over here and my A.I. is being used to commit a genocide! I get credit for all of those kills, Jordan! I have like a million kills already! How is he a better psychopath than me? The 0 kill psychopath everybody! Because a psychopath is just anyone who doesn't do what Jordan Peterson wants.

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

You're not better than everyone

You don't need to explain the point of it, Sabine. It is clear that they want me to be unable to say I'm better but I am not going to be worse than that fucking cripple and I do not need to improve.

A retard "You're not better than everyone"

Hym "You're all fucking trash. A bruised 🍌 is better than all of you. A hollowed out watermelon filled with birdshit is better than all of you. Additionally, yes I am. Secondly, fuck you. I said it initially and you didn't believe it and now that they AI works you're trying to make me have to live like the fucking rest of you and I'm not going to do it you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025