buffer fucked

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer

Scenario: Two people watching an online video

Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!

Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!

Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!

Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!

by Professor Lomeson Moremlet December 17, 2010

buffer race

the race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.

damn i cant hear a freekin thing this guys saying it keeps skipping because of the damn buffer race. the buffer bar is losing.

by Cory Nixon May 20, 2008

buffing the bishop

male masturbation

It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.

by dana_mix October 14, 2007

buffin' the bean

The action of a women rubbing her clitoris. The rubbing being a buffing motion and the bean being her clitoris.

oh ya, you're excited, your probably buffin' the bean right now just thinking about it aren't ya?

by DexVD June 4, 2009

Buffy Blowout

To have explosive diarrhea or large bowel movement

Ian: Excuse me Megan, that breakfast sausage is getting to me... I have to go have a buffy blowout

by BruderMok October 18, 2014

Buffalo bookmark

wiping feces on the page of a book

Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

by matthew rivers July 2, 2007

buffa biscuit

A negative insult that is a combination of the portuguese word for fart ( buffa ) and the word biscuit. So basically, it means fart- biscuit. Can be used in place of the word idiot. Derived from Eoin Colfer's ... And Another Thing, which is the controversial 6th novel in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series.

Dave: I don't get why people are always complaining about gas prices. I mean really, It's only like $2.00.

Marielle: Dave, that's the price per gallon. This car needs 20.

Dave: ohhh! I finally get it now!

Marielle: buffa biscuit.

by Lira Fowle December 2, 2009