Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.

My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Hoe's Beast

An extremely slutty or easy girl that jumps from man to man to feel important and wanted when in reality is just a hoe that cant shut her legs.

"Just because i've been so freaky with you doesn't make me a some sort of Hoe's Beast."

by MissSmith January 4, 2012

silly beast

when something is not doing what its supposed to do

or

when something is not really designed to do something

1. twitter is a silly beast for writing essays

2. the old jukebox is a silly beast for reliability

3. the Tasmanian Tiger is a silly beast for surviving in the wild

by joelpj April 12, 2010

Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 24, 2011

P-Beast

A paint beast. Someone who dominates in the paint on a basketball court.

Jamarcus is a total P-Beast, he’s like 6’6!

by TaroDidIt April 9, 2022

beast mode

being in a sexual mood or wanting to do sexual things

i woke up in beast mode

by freak now April 4, 2019

Mr. Beast

That guy in school who bought a laptop to smash it and give away the keys for free.

"Hey, did you see Mr. Beast's new video?"

"The one where he crashes a private jet? Yeah, so relatable!"

by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022