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After Kirk

The year after 2025 AD. After the passing of the prophet Charlie Kirk, the Catholic Church, after taking a lump sum of cash, decided to honor Charlie Kirk and turn the year 2026 AD into 1 AK (After Kirk). After even more money, the Catholic Church humbly decided to create hymns dedicated to Charlie Kirk; including but not limited to: We Are Charlie Kirk, How Dare They (For Charlie), and Charlie. The Catholic Church humbly, after even more money, created the KT (Kirky Testament).
Lucas: “Bro, my son was born in 1 AK (After Kirk), we are going to raise him to follow Kirktholicism.” (We gave the Catholic Church a lot of money to change their name).
by Jeffica3576 December 10, 2025
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After Party Depression

The way you feel on any day except for the weekends.
After Party Depression can be defined as: I feel so shit on mondays.
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facetime after 12pm

if i facetime you after 12pm you better pop a titi
if we facetime after 12pm you better pop a titi
by rostye45 August 11, 2021
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Afterness

Some made up fuckshit word only people with severe stupidity that have some fuckshit name like Alisha would say
"it's like that afterness. The sound after you say it yk?" -some idiot
by Michaelangelo's balls May 25, 2022
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After living BEJroooom

Death after living. Nolonger alive. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥ 💙.
I invented and made and created the after living BEJroooom.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥ 💙..
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Diddy after, after party

Why the fuck is there another after party, A Diddy after, after party 😨
by Kevin corun September 21, 2024
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