May 2nd

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

by cloooondikee April 30, 2019

mai chi

a person with a great sense of style, who is very smart and quite pretty although she's very lazy. great legs; doesn't usually date guys; very active on social media; very few best best friends but huge load of acquaintances

- "oh my god, look at mai chi ! she has good grades, she has a great social life and she dresses well !"

by smartypantsaf May 2, 2016

Elle-May

a sexy, perfect, beautiful bitch. usally short and chatty but everyone loves her :)

Who’s that over there?

oh its Elle-May, perfect isnt she?

by julybabygirl November 3, 2020

May Day

A day made in honor of May, though this day can fall on any day of the year it is to honor, admire, appreciate, and celebrate May. This day usually falls on everyday of the year for Tlyer, as he always honors, admires, appreciates and celebrates May.
(Has absolutely nothing to do with the month of the same name.)

SURPRISE MAY!! IT IS MAY DAY!! TIME TO APPRECIATE, HONOR, AND ADMIRE YOU MAY!! CAUSE IT'S MAY DAY!! IT IS MAY DAY EVERY SINGLE DAY!!

by TLYER IS ME November 6, 2020

Jacob May

The Absolute KING of Zoom Trolling. The moment he joins your zoom, you better end the call.

I ran into Jacob May on my zoom the other day, he made my teacher kill herself.

by 6dogz February 10, 2021

May 15

On may 15 you have to hug one of your loved ones

Hey John do you know what day is it? Yea, it’s May 15 or hug your loved one day

by Every May 15 March 22, 2021

May 1st

Get head from your a friend

On May 1st I am getting head from my friend!

by Chris ledger March 28, 2021