Shrek

Shrek is the sexiest best in all of the work and univers. He is God. He is the most powerful and not even thanos can get rid of him. It is said that thanos once tried but was defeated by Shrek just by him looking at thanos . We praise Shrek . SHREK IS LOVE . SHREK IS LIFE.

Bob: wow who's that 😍😍
Me: it's Shrek 😘😍☺️
Bob: I think I caught feelings 😍😘☺️
Me: welcome to the club 😍☺️☺️😚

by Shrek's follower May 31, 2019

Shrek

the sexiest motherfucker alive

Bob: Shrek is sexy as fuck
Bob 2: I know

by peepeepoopoo lord January 26, 2021

Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP

Shrek is love shrek is life.

by Shrekyboy October 9, 2020

Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

Shrek

An orgely god that smells like onions and will slotter anyone the comes near his swamp.

Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*

by urmum100 December 13, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is the godly figure the everyone idlesses, he is the god of creation.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is more iconic McDonald's (Oh Jesus Crist).

by Typed October 1, 2019

Shrek

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.

Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect

by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022