May 5th

National send her a picture of your hand day.

He sent her a picture of his hand
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

by checkbeerstealer May 5, 2025

May 5th

National send Austin a tittie pic

Boy: hey it’s May 5th
Girl: and what?
Boy: you didn’t know? It’s national send Austin a tittie pic day

Girl: oh alright lemme take one rq

by ClassyAssPup May 5, 2025

May 5th

May 5th is national send-nudes-day.
It was first ratified in the global constitution on May 5th 0002 AD

Oh shit, it's May 5th, gotta send these titty pics rq.

by may5thenjoyer May 5, 2025

June 5th

June 5th is the day that we celebrate Wyatt calling a black man a negro

“Wyatt,” Literary Term: A plump young man who enjoys spending his time crashing out on Discord.

Example of June 5th: “You’re a negro!” - Wyatt

by chackbaylover69 May 5, 2025

5th Jebendia

One of the greatest servers of all time co-led by Casper the Based and Arminius the Bold, which DID NOT tragically fall..don’t believe the lies created by the liberal media! So I conclude with a wish..long may the empire reign, eh lads? So on and so forth…

5th Jebendia is fucking based.

by Arminius1190 May 16, 2025

5th of april

Aarushi appreciation day

Hey it's 5th of april, why are you so cute?

by Hahahuehue April 4, 2024

April 5th

A national holiday where you MUST give you’re partner postage stamps in order to get arch pics

Hey it’s April 5th i got you the stamps arch pic when??

by Anniversary bot April 5, 2024