The Commandments of Gaming

1: Gaming is thy holy pastime, thou shalt not have outdoor activities before thee.

2: Thou shalt not be fanboyish in the name of gaming.

3: Remember keep holy the game relese dates.

4: Honor thy PC and thy console.

5: Thou shalt not kill steal.

6: Thou shalt not frag...without gloating in the aftermath.

7: Thou shalt lose graciously; Thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged.

8: Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the gods.

9: Thou shalt teabag only in the wake of unquestionable ownage.

10: Thou shalt not cheat nor support the farming of gold.

11: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's roket launcher; Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's epic mount, nor his video card, nor his high score.

12: Know thy group function; Thy DPS shalt avoid aggro, thy tank shalt not attempt to DPS, thy mage shalt not forget mana potions, and thy healer shalt not go AFK without notifying thy group.

Thou shalt obey The Commandments of Gaming

by TheHanyou April 11, 2010

game boner

Something people have from being very excited for a video game before it is released.

One week before Halo 3 comes out
Person 1: "ZOMG HALO 3, OMG! I LOVE HALOO!!"
Person 2: Dude put your game boner away

by Aaron Hinkle July 3, 2008

In A Video Game

"In A Video Game" Is a term used mostly by twitch streamers to avoid getting banned or "TOS'D".

"I'm gonna start stabbing shit, in a video game! IN A VIDEO GAME." -Tommyinnit

by CHOMMYANDCHUBBO February 13, 2021

console gaming

Similar to playing video games on consoles, except involving yelling and screaming as well as banging on walls.

I didn't sleep last night because my suitemates were console gaming

by Darren Alcorn November 21, 2003

STFU game

Also known as STFU time, this is a game played among friends and/or strangers in which all participants STFU. The first person to talk loses and everyone tells him/her to shut the fuck up.

At party: "Alright... everybody's getting way too loud. Let's just play the STFU game."

Stranger walks over. "Hey everyone, what's up?"

"Ay shut the FUCK up!"

by OBTS March 17, 2010

Gaming Depression

A feeling of emptyness and loneliness after beating a game with a good story or sad ending

"Dude what's up with jim?"
"Oh, he beat Call of duty 4 yesterday"
"Sounds like he's got gaming depression"

by t3hkl0wn January 18, 2008

Gaming Funk

Every gamer’s worst nightmare. It is a phase which involves losing interest in gaming at a given moment in time. When you’re stuck in a gaming funk it’s better to take a break instead of forcing yourself to play a shitload of games which you clearly aren't enjoying.

Not to be confused with gamer stink.

I wonder how long it's gonna take to get out of this gaming funk.

by Darts'un December 15, 2013