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jon

Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody
"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"
by ouchmycookie January 26, 2017
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jon

J-O-N the dumbest of all johns, is ether a dumbfuck or just a heroic bastered
Pau iz me jon, i herd u aint good and thatz bad
or bro did you see how Jon snow almost died.
by ohhh hell yea May 2, 2019
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Jon

Has a big penis and gets all the girls.
by awesomdude19191919191919191919 November 22, 2021
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Pickle Jon

The amazing pickle god that doesn’t mean anything it that you will worship for the rest of your life or top hat dog will come after you!
by CaptainRiceTree July 12, 2024
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Jon

A term derived from a slang in ghana, refering to a person who is acting a fool. A person performing a silly act.
«Look at his Jon»
by ChairmanNoBiza January 28, 2022
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Jon Ball

The act of performing a T-bag sexual act but instead of plopping your sack on the victims face, you slap the victim with your sack at a high velocity so you hear it smack against the victims face thus performing a "Jon Ball".
Bro, did you "Jon Ball" her lastnight?
by Jdtodd July 6, 2017
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Jon

The kinda guy who always has a new crypto to invest. He wears all dark colors, a beanie, and pants that are too tight to show off his DUMP TRUCK of an A$$. You can often find him computer coding for the government, trying to reliving his college days in the club, or in the county jail.
I was railed by Jon last night!
by The cockJuggler December 9, 2021
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