nerd player

A male or female, who preferably works in a professional environment, whereby the social standings are less rigid. They are able to bypass their 'nerd' status and become a 'player' in that environment only. The nerd player, with less competition from real 'players', is able to manipulate and seduce other nerd woman from that business or firm they work for.

Harry slept with x the other night, but also slept with this other girl from the IT department the week before, he's such a nerd player.

by The the bosss August 8, 2017

Nerd Fight

A pathetic attempt by two or more people to fight over the internet, usually while playing a video game. Since they cannot harm each-other physically, they attempt to harm each-other emotionally with name-calling, excessive swearing, and trying to act tough. Sometimes it is amusing and other times simply pathetic. Sometimes these 'fights' can last for over 30 minutes and serve no purpose other that to annoy everyone in the game/chatroom.

Nerd 1: omg fuking haxker noob.
Nerd 2: lolz u wish nub Ill pwn ur ass enyday
Nerd 1: yeah right btch least my mom aint a hairy ass slut.
Nerd 2: too bad you cant do anything to her with ur neddle d1ck lolz!
Nerd 1: whatever n00b Id fkin rape u at (insert overplayed fps shooter) anyday idiot u suck azz.
Nerd 3: hey everyone, its a NERD FIGHT!!!
(etc...)

by BlacRyu June 30, 2008

nerd rage

Indignant, hysterical, and incoherent screaming brought on by video game induced frustration.

Being griefed in UO for the 20th time that day, Ebert fell into an apoplectic nerd rage.

by Saks August 16, 2007

urban nerd

Noun.Slang (urbn-nurd) An individual that uses modern technology on a daily basis for both business and personal use, without sacrifice of individual style or swagger. Often referred to as a "Turf Scholar"

John is what I'd call an Urban Nerd. He's both street smart and tech savvy. He can handle his business on the block and in the office. He's still street, but his "tech-game" is serious! He knows his way around a computer.

by dollarado jaw December 9, 2008

Nerd escort

A person who goes out/dances/fuck with a nerd to get the long run benefits (good job/career)

She is too cute for him. She must be doing nerd escort.

by not_you January 23, 2009

Power Nerd

Someone who likes nerdy things like pokemon games or star wars but is still popular and parties and hooks up.

Person 1: Ben fucked Sally and then as soon as he was done pulled his gameboy out and started playing pokemon.

Person 2: He is the biggest power nerd

by OneBadMotherFuckker October 13, 2008

nerd level

Ranked on a scale of nerdiness from 1 to 5. 1 being generally accepted, and 5 being social reject/basement dweller. Anime ranking 4, and Star Trek a 3.5. An exception being Babylon 5, which is a whopping 4.5 on the scale.

"Great. Babylon 5 is on!" "ah, crap. Im a nerd!"

by Stevey July 18, 2003