Sad Faced

When you are depressed but can't show emotion being an emotionless tool.

Example: Anthony was sad faced when they canceled Heroes but renewed One Tree Hill FUCKING AGAIN CAUSE THAT SHOW SUCKS COCK BUT THEY KEEP IT AROUND.

by Anthony Makes Cheese and Whore November 26, 2010

SAD HANDJOB

A sex act where the only lubrication is the tears of the person preforming the handjob.

Bill was regulated to sad handjobs after his girlfriend broke up with him.

by Poohbear of claws October 31, 2018

sad tarantula

A term to be used when something makes you sad, miserable, or otherwise, and you don't desire to be a fluffy bear.

A: Man, the doctor just said I only have three days to live...
B: Sad tarantula :(((
A: Dude, that's so much cooler than being a sad panda.
B: Right? Anyways good luck.

by AaronWW September 1, 2011

sad._.broccoli

THIS PERSON IS SO COOL!!

SHE HAS COOL COSPLAYS

''Wow, sad._.broccoli does have alot of cosplays''
''I LOVE sad._.broccoli s cosplays!!''

by Shittingwithdogs June 1, 2021

DT-SAD

Description: Acronym - Down To Suck A Dick
Pronounced: dee-tee-sad
Meaning: When a person desires to give oral pleasure to a man.

"Dude...she may not be DTF, but she's definately DT-SAD"

by Ned A. February 1, 2009

money-sad

Sadness, depression, or general anxiety caused when someone with little money, whether a college student, jobless college graduate, or just a general ghetto fool, who is forced to pay for something (relatively) expensive.

Extreme money-sadness is defined as money-depression.

I had to pick up that $70 tab last night when we played Credit Card roulette, and after I checked my bank account this morning I was totally money-sad. *sigh*

I'm gonna go lay on the floor until it goes away or turns into money-depression. *sigh*

by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009

sad virgin

A virgin “man” who stays home and plays nothing but league of legends, world of warcraft, and wizard 101 in his parents house all day. This man also has a habit of looking at big, 2-D, anime titties

“You don’t go out much do you?”
“I’m a sad virgin, what do you expect?”

by ImABigBlackDuck May 24, 2018