Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball

hey your girl is such a human yoga ball

by Timperz August 9, 2016

Fornite in my Balls

When Fortnite came out, it was a prosperous place. Later on, it fell off drastically. However, it was reborn into something better. Similar to one's sex life, it applies when it was once prosperous, fell off, and rebounded better than before, this mainly applies when the person this is used on has balls themselves.

Nick: You got that Fortnite in your balls big man?
Chris: I was having a tough time, but I finally found the Fornite in my Balls, and everything became better.

by MayMayMasterNick April 18, 2023

Passive ball management

When she's jacking it, and you get that rhythmic ball swing with the strokes.

I can't get my girl to handle my boys. All I get is that passive ball management.

by Milhouse13 July 7, 2018

Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck

“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”

by sal the salami February 22, 2021

Conq and ball torture

The act of smashing someone's ballsack with your spiked flail

Person 1: its time for Conq and ball torture!
Person 2: oh god please no

by sadmortem August 29, 2020

rock hard balls

when your testicles harden to an extent

" My balls have been rock hard for weeks! "

" let me soften them ;) "
" you might have rock hard balls! "

" Thanks mate :) "

by slaygirlie June 1, 2023

Balls deep or not at all

To go all in on something, or not even bother doing it at all.

- A phrase invented by Chris Shields back in 2018.. which is his own personal mantra realting to every task in life

"If we're doing this, we're doing it properly - Balls deep or not at all"

by Chris Shields Online April 15, 2020