saggy gay balls

The type of balls that only christopher can handle

lmfao that guy over there has got big saggy gay balls on his forehead

by big fat sex man July 13, 2020

Conq and ball torture

The act of smashing someone's ballsack with your spiked flail

Person 1: its time for Conq and ball torture!
Person 2: oh god please no

by sadmortem August 29, 2020

Fat Ball Man

a man with fat balls

DAMNNNN that man is fat ball man

by Fat Ball Man September 21, 2020

Bury my balls.

Having sex.

I haven't had sex in awhile and need to BURY MY BALLS.

by dchella October 14, 2020

Golf Ball Employee

An employee that won't move unless you hit them with something (metaphorically speaking). An employee who lacks initiative and the ability to grasp the "big picture."

She is such a golf ball employee she won't learn anything new unless she fears for her job.

by amberinabq July 14, 2013

Balls Over Nuts

Going over and above the call of duty to get something done or to get someone.

"I saw this insane looking girl at the gym the other day, perfect body and all. Guys were going Balls Over Nuts to get her phone number!"

by WarheD September 4, 2013

Ball Sack Signature

Sometimes when a guy hasn't showered for a while and sits on a toilet he leaves a smudge on the front of the toilet seat. That is his ball sack signature.

I guess I need to shower. I left my ball sack signature on the toilet seat.

by I Am Anon September 24, 2011