Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.

The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.

by liboface October 31, 2011

Fauxche bag

someone who is such a loser, they dont evenearn cthec right to be a douche

that dude is a fauxche bag

by Mark693576 November 15, 2011

stas bag

A skimp bag of pot. Usually consists of the end stems, and half nugs found only in the very most bottom of the bag.

Yeah, I pawn starred that kid with a stas bag.

by End Couch November 22, 2011

Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011

dooba bag

a more polite or socially acceptable way of telling someone they are a douche bag

Girl: "Why did you just fart on my couch?"
Guy: "I don' know."
Girl: "You're such a dooba bag."

by bombazzbutters June 30, 2011

Douche Bag

Being unable to take a joke, telling or ratting on someone else because you are a tool

Alfie is over reacting, man he sure is a douche bag

by your such a douche July 2, 2011

Bullet Bagging

A tactic used by "elite" players in battlefield or call of duty. Usually they think that by getting the drop on another player who probably wasn't paying attention or possibly having a life, makes them special in some way shape or form. The solution to this usually is simple, where you knife them on the next wave, round, level, and instantly their tune has been changed

George: Hey, that guy thinks he's cool by bullet bagging you after you were trying to snipe those guys on the hill

Jim: Yeah, but after I re-spawned on you, I knifed him, so let's see if he'll try that again now that I have his dog tags and his family will never be able to identify his corpse.

by LocAsian November 2, 2011