by moodyrichard September 04, 2018
The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.
Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.
Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
by Michael Monteith March 02, 2010
The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow
Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"
Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"
Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"
by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011
A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)
Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.
by Cubs4388 October 31, 2020
Lauren isn't a big fan of tea - bagging but will spread her cheeks wide for a good A-bagging.
Butt dog in the bathtub sex moves
Butt dog in the bathtub sex moves
by Juan Doe 7 October 09, 2015
by StacyTara November 10, 2008
Meaning something very negative.
Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.
"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"
"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"
"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"
by Kertef Corobo March 25, 2004