Jack sur

From the word "on" in French, jack sur means to abstain from masturbation, sex, and everything else pertaining to any type of sexual pleasure where the penis or vagina are touched. (You can have other types of sex and still be jack suring.)

This word is the opposite of jack off. It can also be used as a noun meaning a person who practices jack sur.
Person 1: "I'm going to be jack suring during NNN. I will win it."
Person 2: "Yeah, you've always been a determined jack sur."
by WordlessSpeaker October 28, 2021
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Jack in a Girl

Where a male cums in a girls vagina after sex, then the girl doesn’t clean out her vagina goes home to her boyfriend. The when her boyfriend/husband/fiancé fucks he is surprised by the jack in the girl.
Resuev dumped Lana after finding Adrian’s jack in a girl.
by George_Orwell 1984 January 26, 2018
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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 22, 2024
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co-jack

1. (verb): When someone attempts to steal the limelight or credit for something, under the pretense of "helping", but really makes himself just look bad in the process.

2. (noun/verb): Inadvertent hijack

It is often meant to help, but through some devious alterior motive or actual impact over intent, it ruins the moment. People who do this are usually associated with santorum.

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Yo, did you see what Kanye did at the Grammy's? Yeah, he totally co-jacked Taylor's moment.

In an effort to help Frank's presentation, Lizzie co-jacked him, taking all the credit when all she wanted to do was make sure the boss knew she helped too.
by lepenseur73 October 11, 2011
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fi-jacked

That thing when your phones data’s not working and it's because you phone is joined some "Log In" WiFi.
Ahh, that's why it's not bloody working Dave, I've been fi-Jacked.
by Airblocks WiFi Ltd February 18, 2014
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jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.
You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.
by GrimReaper1029 October 25, 2017
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Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
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