Jack the goalie

He is a goalie.he sits with kassidy

Im gay - jack the goalie

by I8ujuuui April 7, 2022

Jack Doherty

The most insufferable being on the face of the earth. Jack Doherty is a youtuber in his 20s who likes to mock and annoy innocent people who are trying to get about their day. Doherty is only capable of doing this as he has bodyguards who stop innocent people standing up for themselves. Jack probably would not be able to do any of his acts without a bodyguard as he such a pussy that he would pribably get curbstomped by litteraly anyone who tried to react to any of his "pranks". Jack doherty has more money than sense, but is worth fuck all, especially after paying OF models to go out with him to make him stop feeling insecure about his height and childish personality.

Jack doherty to a father and his child: "fuck you pussy"
Father going about his day: "HEY, YOU CANT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF A CHILD"
Jack Doherty: "what you gonna do about it, i am richer than you, i drive a Ferrari at 21 and own a 4 million dollar house"
Father tries to get close to jack: Bodyguard steps in to stop jack getting battered.

by Lukeyjoe May 22, 2024

Jack

When you're constantly talking to girls, and got a new 'bae' but really you're a walking friend zone. Nice lad though.

Person 1: Guess who's got a new bae?!

Person 2: Do you actually talk or are you being a Jack?

by Llamagod2596 December 11, 2017

Jack

They call him "monsieur trop sexy" in France and is known nation wide as they beauty of the beast. His charm can only be tamed by the lucky few who make a place in his heart.Not only this but, he is courageous and never gives up, furthermore he possesses true skill and the might of a living god. His ability's stretch far and wide ranging through the hundreds including : charming personality, ability to hall ass and on occasion a good hair style . Last but not least he can woo his way to any woman's heart .

wow, is that Jack? He's so beautiful
Jack looks like he could hall some ass

by not_fog68 June 11, 2018

Jack

Your are single handily the most annoying human being I have every met. But I hope you become a water tester some day. 🌶😓😂❤️✨🐺🤦 ♀️🫑💨😥😱🤦🏼 ♀️🍅🍅

Jack stop talking

by Your beat friend February 6, 2022

Handy jacked

When someone refuses to pay for work completed.

I worked for that scumbag allen Jackson for over a week and when it came time to pay me he handy jacked me.

by Big boppe5 September 27, 2021

Jack shut up

Jack is a name that annoying people usually have. Or cool people. "Jack shut up" is what you say when your friend named Jack is getting a little annoying and corny.

Jack: "Blah Blah Blah"
Devan: "Jack shut up"

by yeptotally August 23, 2025