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Answer Jacked

When somebody asks a question that wasn't related to you at all, and you answer. This is usually done to make you seem smarter but you usually end up looking like a loser.
Mrs. Smith- So Daniel, what part of Australia are you from?
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!

Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok

-answer jacked
by Dylio 72 September 14, 2009
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Jack Sparrow

He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!
You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
mugGet the Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.mug.

Swag-jacked

To steal another person's style/ character
Hey u swag-jacked me!!
by FIREKRACKER October 28, 2019
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Jack Lorenson

The name of a person you treats everyone like a piece of shit and makes fun of their physical features. Also has a huge ass smile and thinks he’s way better than he actually is at anything. This person also really likes to make fun of people by comparing them to animals
Jack Lorenson said that I look like a (insert any animal name)
by Spoon-dog12345 July 24, 2018
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Jack o’smack

A sex position where the woman puts a pumpkin on her head, while the man smacks her ass till it’s bright red and looks like a wild card. Also known as pumpkin fucking.
1- You what? What’s Jack O’smack?

2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!
by Onyx_hana April 24, 2022
mugGet the Jack o’smackmug.

jacks mum is fit

jacks mum is fit!
fax and has NYASH
by ansfuibidsg June 28, 2022
mugGet the jacks mum is fitmug.

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