chase hungry dogs off a meat truck

when someone is so unattractive that they can literally chase the hungry dogs off a meat truck.

"Dude, that girl is so ugly she could chase hungry dogs off a meat truck."

by sugarqueen March 10, 2004

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

by MichaelKB December 13, 2005

eat the meat off the toilet seat

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008

Jack n the Box me Off

Masturbation.

Sexual act:I was with my girlfriend this weekend, I was really horny and asked her if she could jack n the box me off.

Egging your opponent while playing a video game: Hey! u suck!! why dont you jack n the box me off too!!

by JYW1 January 4, 2011

leave your phone off the hook

Mocking referral to busy cellusers

What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

PENIS HORMY PENIS SUCK OFF YES

dis nigga penis and hs shit peni and he horny af and penis or dick with a mf there as well he suck him off

"when Penis Hormy Penis Suck off yes, this a nigga so damn gorny he and his penis and horny ass nigga dick on his throat and sucvk on the black tip hel"

by TheExplosiveCherry November 27, 2019

buy some weed off me later!

the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past

-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"

by Mitchyyy October 18, 2009