one shot

a black man who drinks fortnite shields and cant die ''says your teamate'' and he has infinite health

that bitchass is ''one shot'' (although they didnt hit him) :(

by Exozs March 27, 2022

Hole in one

When you blow your load and it lands directly down in your bellybutton

I got a hole in one the other day, it was such a mess

by Le-polarbear November 19, 2016

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

one shot

you did ten damage in a video game and lie to your team saying they’re almost dead.

“BRO HES ONE SHOT KILL Him”

by water like wet July 6, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.

We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!

by dona sweet November 7, 2021

One at nine

The dumbest Fucking speech and debate request ever to fall into existence

Ex: “can I get a one at nine and a first at ten, if I get there? “

“No you sloppy bitch”

by Darylbunyan April 7, 2018