Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

by Kiryuisdaddy February 28, 2021

A sex position where the woman puts a pumpkin on her head, while the man smacks her ass till it’s bright red and looks like a wild card. Also known as pumpkin fucking.
1- You what? What’s Jack O’smack?
2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!
2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!
by Onyx_hana April 24, 2022

Hey u swag-jacked me!!
by FIREKRACKER October 28, 2019

The master of the popcorn. He can control time and the matter of the universe with sheer will and style. It is believed that he is as old as time itself with his first recorded appearance being his arrival to Ireland on the first Viking long boats.
by ConradTheGreat03 May 13, 2023

by williamthepurpleboi February 23, 2022

by Lil Lellow June 21, 2020
